1.
You start becoming desperate for likes:
2.
You try to be really deep:
3.
You use it to keep track of literally everything that happens in a relationship:
4.
You try to use it to buy drugs:
5.
You put way too much effort into taking a profile picture:
6.
Facebook thinks you're a knee:
7.
You think paranormal things are starting to happen:
8.
You start to lose your mind:
9.
You start mixing status updates together:
11.
You start trying to act tough to justify your addiction:
12.
You start treating it like a diary:
13.
You forget what punctuation is:
14.
You jump on every bandwagon you can:
15.
"Can u say it on my wall?":
16.
You lose your ability to spell:
17.
Everyone starts to look like they're plotting against you:
18.
Strange things start to look delicious:
19.
You think making statuses is more helpful than going outside:
20.
You want to ruin everyone else's childhood:
21.
You cut your hair just for a profile picture:
22.
You start to think everything is okay to ask for in a wall post:
23.
You start having weird feelings for family members:
24.
Your weekend plans start to become ridiculous:
25.
You don't know when to quit anymore:
26.
Posting statuses becomes the most exciting part of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28.
You try to find job opportunities using it:
29.
You like your own status:
30.
You have time to do this:
31.
You start worrying about every little thing:
32.
Your parents start becoming just as creepy as you are:
33.
And then this happens:
