• 1. You are now breathing manually

    1. You are now breathing manually

  • 2. And blinking manually

    2. And blinking manually

  • 3. Your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it

    3. Your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it

    (source)

  • 4. Your nose is always visible in your line of sight

    4. Your nose is always visible in your line of sight

  • 5. Everytime you swallow you hear a crack in your ears

    5. Everytime you swallow you hear a crack in your ears

  • 6. Your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth

    6. Your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth

  • 7. ‘The Final Countdown’ just started playing in your head

    7. 'The Final Countdown' just started playing in your head

  • 8. Your hand is on your face and your legs are crossed

    8. Your hand is on your face and your legs are crossed

    And probably shaking, too.

  • 9. Your jaw has weight and you are holding it up

    9. Your jaw has weight and you are holding it up

  • 10. Your earlobes are lined up with your nipples

    10. Your earlobes are lined up with your nipples

    And you just checked.

  • 11. Your tongue also has no comfortable spot in your mouth

    11. Your tongue also has no comfortable spot in your mouth

  • 12. Your body has an itch in at least one place

    12. Your body has an itch in at least one place

  • 13. You ears are always ringing

    13. You ears are always ringing

  • 14. You’re reading this like Morgan Freeman

    14. You're reading this like Morgan Freeman

  • Good news! Now you’re reading it like Professor Farnsworth

    Good news! Now you're reading it like Professor Farnsworth

  • Look down. Now look up. Now look at yourself. You’re reading this like the Old Spice Guy.

    Look down. Now look up. Now look at yourself. You're reading this like the Old Spice Guy.

  • 15. THE GAME.

    15. THE GAME.