People Are Tweeting Like Jaden Smith And The Results Are Perfect

We should all tweet like Jaden Smith some point in our lives.

Across the vast tubes of Twitter.com the website, people are using the hashtag #TweetLikeJadenSmith to mimic the iconic tweets of Twitter’s favorite teenage philosopher. Things are going pretty well:

If Jesus can walk on water, Can he swim on land? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— iAmNateJames (@Nathan 牡牛座)

Permanent markers don't exist cause life is temporary #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— FranchescaRolon (@Asia)

If I hit myself and it hurts Am I weak or Strong? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— Jon_RedCorn7 (@Jon RedCorn)

The World Without Art Is "Eh" #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— TWEETLlKEJADEN (@tweet like jaden)

If two midgets are fighting, could one of them be the bigger person and stop it ?

— daaaaygo (@)

If two vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered "beef"? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— CHlLDHOODRUINER (@CHILDHOOD RUINER)

How is the ocean blue if water is clear #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— DeeHasNoHoes (@)

#TweetLikeJadenSmith if guns don't kill people, people kill people, Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?

— w0lfjoey (@☹ HOMIE J ☹)

If A Man Exits The Room On The Right, Has He Really Left? Think. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— TWEETLlKEJADEN_ (@TWEET LIKE JADEN)

#TweetLikeJadenSmith When You're Waiting For The Waiter, Aren't You The Waiter?

— WowSoPunny (@Puns)

#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off in the first place?

— NICthaDON (@N✨)

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— ParvesKoyes (@Alexis Sánchez)

Birds Aren't Singing, They're Screaming. Because They're Afraid Of Heights. Listen With Ur Souls #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— FoolishWiseGuy (@Walid)

if a deaf person goes to court, is it really a hearing? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— captainkoolaid (@ero-sennin)

If actions speak louder than words is sign language shouting? ...just let that sink in #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— youngscrap (@young scrap)

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "A trash bag is not a trash bag unless you put trash in it. Until then it is just a bag"

— IktGuy (@Rome)

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "Our Hair Doesn't Grow, It's Running. It's Trying To Escape The Evil In Our Minds"

— GuruJeremy (@#GURUSQUAD)

#TweetLikeJadenSmith Hakuna Matata. Means No Worries. But Ask Yourself. Who Placed That Fear In Them. Touch. Feel. Life

— RealRaymondJ (@(((((((((((((((((((()

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "If soap always cleans dirty bodies, how does soap stay clean itself?"

— FvckFros_ (@JULY 31ST .)

Every second someone dies Every second someone is born. Why isn't our population 0 ? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— LilTreProd (@Happy TraVonn)

They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself "Have they ever touched it? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

— RealRaymondJ (@(((((((((((((((((((()

Damn. It’s true.

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