1.
One of these bad boys:
2.
A man with a better name than "Pappy DreWitt":
3.
A handheld game as hard as this:
4.
Anyone ever climb the Aggro-Crag again:
5.
A better team than these three:
6.
Anything with a sweeter, more delicious smell than these:
7.
More solid proof than this that magic exists:
8.
A better substitute for cigarettes:
Just kidding, everyone knows that this guy was the best medicine for when you stayed home sick:
9.
A more effective makeshift Frisbee:
10.
A more stressful time in school:
11.
A better cereal box prize:
13.
A movie that makes you want to taste a leaf more:
14.
A better hiding spot than inside one of these:
15.
Anyone who thinks they're cool with one of these:
16.
Anyone that gives more vital information than her:
Or better advice than Mr. Feeny:
17.
A greater selection of books than in these:
18.
A screensaver half as hypnotizing as this one:
19.
Trix in the shape of fruit:
20.
Another one of these:
21.
A toy more confusing than "Floam":
22.
A stranger way to chew gum:
Or a more misguided, confused bubble gum:
23.
Any of these drinks in your fridge:
Or these foods in the grocery store:
24.
A more effective way of collecting candy:
25.
A scene from a movie that's sadder than this one:
26.
A game with a catchier theme song:
Or a game that tore apart as many friendships as this:
27.
Anything more suspenseful than these:
28.
A more groundbreaking form of art:
Or an even more groundbreaking way to make art:
29.
Anything as terrifying as the clown from "It":
30.
A commercial that actually makes you want to buy a magazine:
31.
A more effective way to learn how to drive:
32.
Two twins that are more annoying than these two:
33.
A more stylish way to travel:
Or a better way to navigate:
34.
Anyone go down one of these slides at Discovery Zone again:
