1.
Singing along to a song, leaving the room, and seeing if you are still in sync with it when you come back:
2.
Spelling "Wednesday" "Wed-Nes-Day":
3.
Writing the wrong dates on projects so you look like a better student:
4.
Saying "what" only to realize a second later you understood the person:
5.
Thinking 1990 was ten years ago:
6.
Forgeting the names of everyone you just met immediately:
7.
Cleaning your hands with the condensation from a glass of water:
8.
Hating books with movie poster covers:
9.
Throwing away the package of food, only to have to dig it out of the garbage seconds later to check the directions:
10.
Wiping your cellphone screen so all the smudges go in the same direction:
11.
Making a mistake while typing a password and deleting everything instead of just using backspace:
12.
Wondering how many photos of random people have you in the background:
13.
Despite being an adult with years of school under your belt, needing to recite the whole alphabet every time to find a letter:
14.
Always stopping the microwave with one second left:
15.
Always having to keep the line you're reading at the top of the page:
16.
Speaking to every baby or pet in a really high voice:
17.
Thinking up soundtracks to a movie that will never be made:
18.
Sleeping with a blanket regardless of temperature:
19.
Having fictional arguments in your head:
20.
And plugging this in wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME:
