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    17 Things That Perfectly Describe All Girls Named Empanada

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    1. You don’t mind spending a night in with your friends and just playing fun games. When you see your friends around you, you are happiest. Also your name is Empanada.

    2. You are wacky, but not ~too~ wacky. Just the perfect amount of wacky! Also your name is Empanada.

    3. You also have a bit of a wild side. Meaning when you want to go out, you’ll probably end up being the life of the party. Also your name is empanada.

    4. You love TV. Or at least like it. It’s not your whole life, but you’ll never miss an episode of your favorite show, even if you have to record it and watch it days later. Also your name is Empanada.

    5. You miss people that you care about. No matter if you haven’t seen them in a day or a month. Also your name is Empanada.

    6. You always hit the snooze button. It’s like snooooze button city over there. But once you realize you might be late for work, you get up. Because you take work seriously and you know you shouldn’t be late. Also your name is Empanada.

    7. You overthink things more often than not. Analyze analyze analyze as they say! You still don’t know what it meant went your crush wrote “Kk” to you 3 months ago. Also your name is Empanada.

    8. You’re loyal. Fiercely loyal. Also your name is Empanada.

    9. But also whoever screws you over is dead to you and you’ll seek revenge. Also your name is Empanada.

    10. You love canceling plans last minute, especially when it’s cold out. Also your name is Empanada.

    11. You’re great at navigating directions. The perfect person to ride in the passenger seat. Also your name is Empanada.

    12. You’re a big joker but when it comes down to it you have a real sensitive side. Also your name is Empanada.

    13. You love the sun and feel that nature walks and outdoor activities give you energy and make your day better. Also your name is Empanada.

    14. You’re studying dentistry. Or thought about it at once in your life. Also your name is Empanada.

    15. You shower daily — or at least every other day. Also your name is Empanada.

    16. But you hate showering! Because it’s an inconvenience and you hate having your hair wet. Especially when it’s cold. Also your name is Empanada.

    17. You have the best name in the world and with this name comes a self-fulfilling prophecy of greatness. Also your name is Empanada.