• 11. In The Arms Of An Angel by Sarah McLaughlin

    Potentially sexy line: It’s easier to believe in this sweet madness oh/This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees.

  • 10. The Reading Rainbow Theme

    Potentially sexy line: “Friends to know/And ways to grow.”

  • 9. Yakety Sax

    Potentially sexy line: Probably the part where it goes “nah nah nah nah.”

  • 8. Boom Shakalaka!! by Apache Indian

    Potentially sexy line: The whole song just oozes sex, so I’m going to go with the title: boom shakalaka.

  • 7. Hello Muddah Hello Faddah by Allan Sherman

    Potentially sexy line: “And the head coach wants no sissies/So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.” What’s sexier than James Joyce?

  • 6. Tears In Heaven by Eric Clapton

    Potentially sexy line: I don’t even want to get into this. It’s a song about a kid dying. There is absolutely not trace of sex in this.

  • 5. Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

    Potentially sexy line: “If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe/I’d been married long time ago.” Easy.

  • 4. God Bless The USA by Lee Greenwood

    Sadly, there isn’t anything remotely sexy about patriotic songs.

  • 3. The Power Rangers Theme

    Potentially sexy line: “No one can ever take them down/the power lies on their siiiide.”

  • 2. We Are The World by USA For Africa

    Potentially sexy line: We are all a part of God’s great big family/And the truth, you know love is all we need

  • 1. The Entire Discography Of Limp Bizkit

    Seriously. They ruined George Michael. THEY RUINED GEORGE MICHAEL!!!