The 45 Most Important Lessons We Learned In 2012

2012 was inarguably the most important year in human history. Here’s what we’ve learned.

1. Leonard DiCaprio is actually a housewife from the 1950s named Judy Zipper:

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2. It’s never a good a idea to put socks on a dog:

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3. 850. That’s how many:

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4. The “Spiderman-swinging-out-of-your-butt” look is never a good look:

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5. Honey Boo Boo’s mom looks remarkably like Slimer from “Ghostbusters:”

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6. That missing Dorito is always where you least expected:

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7. There is literally nothing funnier than a dog getting hit in the crotch by a tennis ball:

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8. Always be confident in your handshake:

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9. There’s no point in ever taking another roller coaster picture again, because this is the best:

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10. It’s never a good thing when Facebook thinks you’re a knee:

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11. The cat selfie is the new hot selfie:

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12. Or maybe the sassy monkey selfie:

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13. Or maybe the horse selfie:

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14. Or maybe the lawn mower selfie:

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15. The guy who named Jet Skis “Jet Skis” really messed up:

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16. Adrian Brody is the white Snoop Dogg:

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17. How to spell “cologne”:

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18. And “bottle”:

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19. A good way to stay in shape is to bench-press a goose:

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20. If you’re German and planning on cannonballing into a pool of ice, THINK AGAIN:

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21. Robert Nelsen is one cool dude:

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22. Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly have never heard of the wave:

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23. This is the right way to eat a Tic Tac:

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24. You can be stylish, but chances are you’re also illegal:

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25. All cats just want to report the weather:

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26. And all carrots just want to model:

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27. Gary Busey is what’s wrong with the country’s education system:

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28. Justin Bieber with a tiny face is equal parts hilarious and terrifying:

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29. Dressing a horse as Harry Potter is ALWAYS a good idea:

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30. The scientific name for dogs is “Poop Factory”:

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31. Somehow, somewhere, this picture of Sir Patrick Stewart happened:

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32. Bears just want to say hi:

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33. This is the best name you can give a death metal band:

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34. Jon Stewart’s pen-flip game is ON POINT:

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35. Every time Vladimir Putin walks away from something, it looks like it’s going to blow up:

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36. Reading “Fifty Shades Of Grey” in public is also NEVER a good look:

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37. Treadmills are a waste of time:

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38. All dogs are terrified of Julia Roberts:

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39. She is Rita:

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40. Me, you, and everyone else will never be as cool as this man:

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41. It’s never a good idea to pick your nose during the Olympics:

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42. Nic Cage looks great as a cat:

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43. Dating sites can be terrifying:

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44. Steve Carrell and Ryan Gosling definitely had a child together:

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45. And seals should escape from the zoo more often. Like, every day:

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