The Best Part About A Shark's Twitter Account

Nailed it.

So, when you follow a shark on Twitter, you generally expect to see stuff like this:

Via Twitter: @TheAverageShark

But the best part, and the part where you really have to nail the shark persona down, is who you actually follow:

I would have also accepted Phish or Fiona Apple (though I can't say for sure if sharks eat apples).