1. This racy request:
2. This X-rated picture:
3. This stunning display of honesty:
4. This piece of 21st-century romance:
5. This trip down memory lane:
6. This midnight message from the Mike of your dreams:
7. This transcontinental flirtation:
8. This steamy collaboration:
9. This old lady playing hard to get:
10. This sacred promise:
11. This beautiful bit of poetry:
12. This monstrous metaphor:
13. The "One Second" trick:
14. This fruity rendezvous:
15. This touching sentiment:
16. Anything and everything remotely related to the green god Shrek:
17. This kinky bit of trivia:
18. This heartfelt statement of love:
19. This naughty conversation:
20. This display of patriotism:
21. This arousing image:
22. This intimate conversation:
23. This hot exchange:
24. This careless whisper:
25. And this affectionate, tear-jerking conversation:
