The 25 Sexiest Things That Have Ever Happened

Except not really.

2. This X-rated picture:

3. This stunning display of honesty:

4. This piece of 21st-century romance:

5. This trip down memory lane:

6. This midnight message from the Mike of your dreams:

7. This transcontinental flirtation:

8. This steamy collaboration:

9. This old lady playing hard to get:

10. This sacred promise:

11. This beautiful bit of poetry:

13. The “One Second” trick:

14. This fruity rendezvous:

15. This touching sentiment:

16. Anything and everything remotely related to the green god Shrek:

17. This kinky bit of trivia:

18. This heartfelt statement of love:

19. This naughty conversation:

20. This display of patriotism:

22. This intimate conversation:

23. This hot exchange:

24. This careless whisper:

25. And this affectionate, tear-jerking conversation:

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