• 1.

    What goes best with “hyper-speed shoot-outs in space?” Easy: old banjo playing prospectors.

  • 2.

    Who’s baby is that? And why did they tattoo that on its forehead?

  • 3.

    Where did this guy get his degree?

  • 4.

    Made with a budget of 75 cents.

  • 5.

    Who thought this was a good idea?

  • 6.

    Further proving my theory that Shaq should never, ever be on the cover of a video game.

  • 7.

    So many questions. Why does this guy have to pee? Why is he being chased by crabs and a anamorphic scissors?

  • 8.

    How much did this guy get paid for this picture? Not enough.

  • 9.

    I never knew Bill Clinton played baseball.

  • 10.

    This sounds like the saddest video game ever.

  • 11.

    When did Mega Man’s arm turn into a bowling pin?

  • 12.

    Here’s a way to have good sex: never, ever play this game.

  • 13.

    I learned something new today: ghosts can wear hats. Now I’m even more terrified of them.

  • 14.

    Nothing about this makes any sense. Eye patches, giant circles, dudes? Wtf.

  • 15.

    This cover would be so much better if it ditched the kids and was just a picture of their jackets.

  • 16.

    Learned another new thing today: Ninja’s preferred mode of transportation? Scooters.

  • 17.

    What is going on here. Better yet… why?

  • 18.

    Jim Gaffigan mutant?

  • 19.

    This is actually pretty normal. I see people in NYC do this allll the time.

  • 20.

    Communist Mario fights a Dolph Lundgren monkey.

  • 21.

    It’s a shame because this game is actually terrifying… and they made it look like a Disney Channel show.

  • 22.

    The only thing that comes to mind when I see this: don’t do drugs.

  • 23.

    Why is his hair blue? What is he doing in front of that car? Why is he making that face? Why does this game exist?

  • 24.

    Words cannot explain how awesome this is.

  • 25.

    And the classic. Apparently the person who drew this had never seen Mega Man before. Or any other human being.

  • 26. Bonus!

    I really hope that man is this kid’s dad.