• 1. “Disappointed!”

    Hercules.

  • 2. “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.”

    "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

    X-Men.

  • 3. “NOT THE BEES!!!”

    The Wicker Man.

  • 4. “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is… soft and smooth.”

    "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is... soft and smooth."

    Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones.

  • 5. “Noooooooooo!”

    Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

  • 6. “I’m gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!”

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

  • 7. “Semper Fi, motherfucker.”

    "Semper Fi, motherfucker."

    Doom.

  • 8. “Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.”

    "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day."

    Independence Day.

  • 9. “I did naht hit her. I did nahhhhht. Oh, hi Mark!”

    The Room.

  • 10. “I carried a watermelon.”

    "I carried a watermelon."

    Dirty Dancing.

  • 11. “It’s turkey time… gobble gobble!”

    Gigli.

  • 12. “I’ll never let go, Jack.”

    "I'll never let go, Jack."

    Titantic.

  • 13. “Garbage day!”

    Silent Night Deadly Night 2.

  • 14. “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

    "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

    Love Story.

  • 15. “I love the Power-Glove… It’s so bad.”

    "I love the Power-Glove... It's so bad."

    The Wizard.

  • 16. “Oh my GOOOOOOOOOD!”

    Troll 2.

  • 17. “What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy.”

    Shark Attack 3.

  • 18. “Honest to blog?”

    "Honest to blog?"

    Juno.

  • 19. “My stepfather tried to rape me, and he’s a werewolf.”

    Howling III.

  • 20. Every single one of Arnold Schwartzneggar’s lines from Batman & Robin

    Jesus.