So, if you tuned into Game of Thrones last night, you probably feel a bit like ol' craven Sam here:
And you probably understand your emotions less than you can understand the characters' accents:
But what do we say to your grief?
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First of all, realize the show you've been watching:
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Now you're going to need to look at this picture of Jon Snow wearing a shirt with Rob Stark on it:
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And you're going to need to look at what Hot Pie's future holds:
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Check out this picture of the Stark women blowing bubbles:
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And the Stark men taking a selfie, complete with some Jon Snow duckface:
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Now look at Sam the Slayer absolutely swimmin' in women:
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You might want to eat a heaping bowl of your favorite cereal:
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Or look at this picture of hipster Jon Snow:
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Let's take things back a step for a second. At LEAST the Frey's wedding didn't get photobombed by an Alpaca:
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OK, maybe the Red Wedding was a whole lot worse than that. Man, I'm feeling a whole lot like Joffrey now:
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Let's get back on track. You're going to need to see this picture of Khal Drago doing the radical sign:
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And this telephone pole ad:
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If none of this is working, try looking at these clips of Tywin Lannister doing a striptease:
Actually, I take that back. Never look at these:
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Remember that you still have this beautiful love story:
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And keep in mind that the next big Taylor Swift song might be written about the Red Wedding:
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Still sad? Look at Jon Snow discovering an iPhone:
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Or this picture of the gang shootin' some pool:
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And remember, at least your prediction of what happened this season wasn't as bad as what this guy predicted:
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OK, now check out the Lannisters in Snuggies:
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And Arya and Sansa taking a mirror pic:
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And this basset hound dressed like Sherlock Holmes:
