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Because whether you're male or female, no one wants to dance with you anyway:
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And the only people who are dancing look a lot like this:
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And if you even try to dance, chances are you'll end up crashing and burning:
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Because, honestly, you're basically paying money to have embarrassing pictures taken of you:
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Does this look fun to you?
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I mean, do you want your future to look like this?
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Besides, you'll just end up spilling your $17 drink all over yourself anyway:
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Or "giving" it to a new friend:
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Do you really want to go to a place where no one cares about personal space?
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Or where beer showers are the norm?
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DO YOU NOT VALUE THE DRYNESS OF YOUR SHOULDER?
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And let's be honest, everyone there is so underage the entire club will look like this:
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Do you really want to go to a place where the bathrooms all look like this?
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And the people all take pictures like this?
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And do you really want to be around people this drunk all night?
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IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?! IS IT?!
