22 Reasons Why The Club Is The Worst Place On The Planet

Never again.

1. Because whether you’re male or female, no one wants to dance with you anyway:

3. And the only people who are dancing look a lot like this:

4. And if you even try to dance, chances are you’ll end up crashing and burning:

5. Because, honestly, you’re basically paying money to have embarrassing pictures taken of you:

6. Does this look fun to you?

9. OR THIS?!??!

11. I mean, do you want your future to look like this?

12. Besides, you’ll just end up spilling your $17 drink all over yourself anyway:

13. Or “giving” it to a new friend:

14. Do you really want to go to a place where no one cares about personal space?

15. Or where beer showers are the norm?

16. DO YOU NOT VALUE THE DRYNESS OF YOUR SHOULDER?

17. And let’s be honest, everyone there is so underage the entire club will look like this:

18. Do you really want to go to a place where the bathrooms all look like this?

19. And the people all take pictures like this?

20. Or like this?

21. And do you really want to be around people this drunk all night?

22. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?! IS IT?!

?!?!??!

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