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    22 Reasons You Should Just Stay Off Facebook Chat

    Just say no.

    1. Serial "Hi-ers":

    2. Or serial "Wasup-ers":

    3. Because if you had it your way, most conversations would probably go just like this:

    4. The only time people message you is when they want something from you:

    5. And usually it's something stupid:

    6. And half the people who message you barely know you in the first place:

    7. They can't even spell your name:

    8. And they pretend to be your mom:

    9. Most of the time the message is from a huge creep too:

    10. Big ol' creep:

    11. So creepy:

    12. Just when you don't think it can get any creepier...

    13. It gets creepier:

    14. Besides, half of the messages you get are by mistake:

    15. And they only end up leaving you confused:

    16. And most of the time it's a message about something you don't even want to talk about:

    17. Or something you might not feel comfortable answering:

    18. So then you have to start making excuses:

    19. And some of them are more believable than others:

    20. And let's be honest, you'll never find true love like this:

    21. Or this:

    22. Besides, there's nothing more relaxing than browsing like this: