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Or serial "Wasup-ers":
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Because if you had it your way, most conversations would probably go just like this:
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The only time people message you is when they want something from you:
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And usually it's something stupid:
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And half the people who message you barely know you in the first place:
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They can't even spell your name:
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And they pretend to be your mom:
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Most of the time the message is from a huge creep too:
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Just when you don't think it can get any creepier...
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Besides, half of the messages you get are by mistake:
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And they only end up leaving you confused:
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And most of the time it's a message about something you don't even want to talk about:
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Or something you might not feel comfortable answering:
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So then you have to start making excuses:
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And some of them are more believable than others:
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And let's be honest, you'll never find true love like this:
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Besides, there's nothing more relaxing than browsing like this: