42 Reasons Why Nicolas Cage Is The Greatest Actor Of Our Generation

Or ANY generation. CAGE IS KING.

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Dave Stopera

1. He appreciates the finer things in life:

2. He once did mushrooms with his cat:

After the experience, he told David Letterman that he “had no doubt that [the cat] was his brother.”

3. He may or may not be a vampire from the 1870s:

4. or Thor:

5. or the Virgin Mary:

6. or a British soldier during the War Of 1812:

7. or Spongebob:

8. or Mexican War Of Independence leader Miguel Hidalgo:

9. or a black man from the 1970’s:

10. His HAIR:

11. He was once stalked by a mime:

“I was being stalked by a mime—silent, but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear on the set and start doing strange things. Finally, the producers took some action and I haven’t seen the mime since. But it was definitely unsettling.”

Source: media.avclub.com  /  via: eonline.com

12. He makes a great desktop background:

13. This somehow happened to him:

14. He looks suspiciously like an owl:

15. He has a pet octopus.

It was part of a “$276,000 spending spree that included two king cobras and an octopus. He claimed that he bought the octopus because it would help him with his acting.”

Source: xfinity.comcast.net  /  via: aforadio.com

16. He has a tattoo of Woody the Woodpecker:

17. He’ll help you wake up in the morning:

18. And he can help get you a job:

19. He isn’t afraid to take what he wants:

From Kathleen Turner’s biography:

“He was arrested, I think, once for stealing a dog. He’d come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

20. He was originally every single member of the Avengers:

But he had to drop out after being told that the movie would break “too many records.” This may not be true.

21. He once went crazy in Romania:

After leaving a club in the country while promoting “Ghost Rider,” he got into a fight with his friend and ran through the streets yelling “I thought we were brothers, man,” and “I’ll die in the name of honor.”

22. He can help teach you biology if you’re in Serbia:

THREE WORDS:

24. WICKER.

26. And once more in spanish:

27. He bought, and plans to be buried in this pyramid tomb:

28. Mustache:

29. He got Johnny Depp his first acting gig:

“I said, ‘I really think you are an actor, that you have that ability.’ That was just from playing one game of Monopoly with him.”

30. He’s everyone’s favorite Pokemon:

31. His middle name is Kim.

He was born Nicolas Kim Coppola.

32. And he takes his stage name from the superhero Luke Cage:

33. In fact, he loves comic books so much that his son’s name is “Kal-El”:

Superman’s name as a boy.

34. He gets really into his roles:

35. He combines to form Voltron:

36. He played a fry cook in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”:

And I’ll be damned if he wasn’t the best fry cook to grace the Silver Screen.

37. He once gave a chameleon a cigarette:

38. He once ate a cockroach - three times in a row:

It was while filming the movie “Vampire’s Kiss”. The scene took three tries.

40. He looks great as a cholo:

41. Because, honestly, these movies:

42. And because of this picture:

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      14. Eagle, not owl. 16. Woody Woodpecker, not Woody The Woodpecker. Also, it’s Thrush Exhaust, not Woody Woodpecker. 40. Chola, not cholo

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      For the love of God, can we PLEASE stop describing as “owls” birds that are CLEARLY NOT OWLS?! Thank you!

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      The greatest reason of all!

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      He actually got his name from Johnny Cage (his favorite MK character), not Luke Cage.

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      #33. Kal-El is superman’s real name. not only as a boy. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

    • nanonanonano 9 months ago

      Because no one else can you make you believe ”I too can look like a badass in a snakeskin jacket”.

    • jambon 9 months ago

      You don’t need 42 reasons why he’s the greatest actor, you only need one: he can travel through time.

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      Hilarity

    • krisztinai 9 months ago

      That girl’s lucky they put all those Nick Cages by her bed in #17. If they were Bruce Jenners she would never be able to sleep ever again.

    • mandiem4 9 months ago

      I’m hoping everyone is saying he is cool in a mocking way. And people do not really think this man is even talented. He’s the nickelback of actors.

    • Apequake 9 months ago

      From Face Off … the greatest scene in cinematic history!

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      #26 - Holy crap! That was a good laugh.

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      I was fully expecting to give this a “Fail” because, you know, Nick Cage sucks but this was so funny that I couldn’t help but give it a “Win”. Bravo!

    • Museviolet 9 months ago

      hahaha #40 a cholo!

    • McJesse 9 months ago

      #43 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWtr9Xk8kBM#t=02m30s

    • newwavetiff 9 months ago

      personally, I think Valley Girl was his best work. like, totally

    • chunklee123 9 months ago

      i’m pretty sure they aren’t owls in #14….they look like hawks or some type of eagle

    • thenextbettiepage 9 months ago

      Nothing on how he stole the Declaration of Independence? Or kidnapped the President??

    • therblig 9 months ago


      http://www.thrushexhaust.com/ [link]

      #16 is not woody woodpecker, but the Thrush Exhaust woodpecker. I aspired to be a motorhead in my youth and lusted after a Thrush muffler for my mustang.

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