7. He may or may not be the dark lord:
8. But, in the end, he left his dark ways behind and realized how stupid twitter was:
WITH A MUSTACHE BREAK!!!!!
14. Because even without facial hair, he’s still more of a man than me or you could ever be:
21. He even went blonde in “Sin City:”
23. Because he has the perfect answer to every question:
24. Because he knows more than you:
26. Because he knows the five most important words in the English language:
- Former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore is dropping out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. He got 133 votes in New Hampshire.
- MLB issued its first-ever lifetime ban for performance enhancing drugs to New York Mets' Jenrry Mejia.
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