2.
And they aren't too sympathetic:
4.
They call you out on your "relaxation techniques":
5.
And they're always trying to get your hard-earned cash:
6.
They're a little too wise:
7.
And way too overprotective:
8.
They're freeloaders and THEY KNOW IT:
9.
And they're brutally honest:
11.
They think cows are an appropriate way to measure affection... THEY'RE NOT:
12.
They're always hatching schemes:
13.
And they won't let you relax all day:
14.
Or watch Ellen all day:
15.
They have an insatiable appetite for revenge:
16.
And they know just what you're insecure about:
17.
They're not afraid to toss around threats:
18.
And they're an eency bit stubborn:
19.
They love to make you feel bad:
20.
And they're not afraid to tell it like it is:
21.
They're always putting out ultimatums:
22.
And always pulling out the "bucket of tears" card:
23.
But, in the end, it's probably because they've got bigger plans... Much bigger plans:
