21 Reasons Why Animals Are The Bigggest Jerks On The Planet

The “D” in “d-bag” actually stands for dog.

1. Because they’re always doing stuff like this:

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2. And they’re always ruining your time at the zoo:

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3. They think your head is a perfect fit for their butts:

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4. And if they can’t have a seat, they think NOBODY CAN:

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5. They have no respect for their fellow seals:

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6. And they’re always trying to get other animals in fights:

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7. They think they’re soooooo scary:

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8. And they act like they own all your shampoo products:

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9. They constantly steal:

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10. And they’re always leaving the fridge door open:

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11. They cheat at staring contests:

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12. Their favorite past-time is knocking people over:

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Like, nothing puts a smile on an animal’s face faster than knocking down a person:

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13. Actually, their favorite past-time might be knocking things down on people:

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14. Or just hitting people in the crotch with shovels:

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15. They hate fun:

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16. They’ll trap you inside a box:

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17. They’re super stingy with money:

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18. They’re chauvinist pigs:

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19. They never want to kiss:

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20. I mean, if you even TRY to kiss them they’ll pull out the karate moves:

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21. FINALLY, they’re always so cute that you can never get any work done. Ever:

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