Before we get started, here's a picture of Aaron Paul with a giant turtoise:
I mean, just look at how starstruck this tortoise is:
Now, did that get your attention?
Then let's get back to work.
Not yet? Here, have some awards:
Great. Now moving onto to why he's the greatest...
1. Because he could have played any role on "Breaking Bad." Even Jane:
2. Or Hank:
3. Or Walt:
4. Or a giant chicken:
5. It's just science.
Not convinced yet?
6. Well, he's great with children:
7. Even if that child is trying to replace his business partner:
8. He's a man who has realized his actions have consequences:
9. And always appreciates a good "Arrested Development" joke:
10. He appreciates the finer things in life, like cat puzzles:
11. Magnets:
12. And food:
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14. Like, he really likes food:
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16. Did I mention he likes food?
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18. But not all food:
19. In fact, the new season of "Breaking Bad" is going to have Jesse distributing blue meth on donuts:
20. He knows how to have a good time:
21. And if it's your birthday, he'll tell you how to have a good time:
22. He once touched Bob Barker:
23. Shaved Bryan Cranston:
24. And still found time to save a baby bird:
Seriously? Not convinced yet?
25. It's time to get pull out the big guns. No one cries like Aaron Paul. NO ONE.
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32. Sorry, that was intense. Here's Aaron playing with a baby lamb:
33. And here he is eating corn pops:
34. And winning the US Open:
35. Still don't believe me? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this EMMY:
In conclusion:
