1. What kind of monster would do such a thing?
2. Just plain evil.
3. Just plain DASTARDLY:
4. DASTARDLY, I SAY!
5. What kind of a monster gives someone a wax lollipop?
6. Or has a staircase in their home like this?
7. Who would do this to sweet, lovable donuts? WHO DID THIS?!
8. NOT THE CHEESE! NOT THE CHEESE!
9. Those poor, poor souls.
10. It's just evil.
11. EVIL!
12. No one deserves this.
13. NO ONE:
14. How evil do you have to BE?!?!
15. Come on, now.
16. NOT THE MOMS! NOT THE MOMS.
17. Lettuce. WHY LETTUCE!
18. GARLIC SAUCE COFFEE? NOOOOO.
19. DEVIOUS.
20. Satan is alive and well.
21. MONSTROUS:
22. WHYYYYYY?!?!
23. At least this one looks — NOOOOOO:
