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At least you're not these dancers:
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Or this basketball player who tried to give her teammate a leg up:
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At least you're not in a fight with yourself:
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Or about to get in one with your teammate:
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At least you haven't made water your own worst enemy:
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Or your pants an even worse enemy:
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At least you know how your legs work:
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Or how your arms work:
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At least you're not even thinking about trying to hit this golf ball:
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Or thinking about hitting the slopes:
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Or hitting this jump:
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At least you still know how to jump:
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Or at least you'd never think of jumping like this:
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At least you aren't constantly worried about making this face:
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Or worrying about your own safety in the gym:
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At least your ineptitude hasn't been seen by thousands:
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At least attempting a front flip has never crossed your mind:
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Or even using a diving board has never crossed your mind:
Because, in the end, it's safer just to hug your laptop and stay indoors: