38 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Use The Internet

Lock the doors.

1. CJ and his badminton racquet:

2. The confused cat lady:

3. Anthony and his severely flawed knowledge of erosion:

4. The world’s worst Bulls fan:

5. The girls who share everything:

7. Kenzie and her fruit:

8. The escalator lady:

9. This person who obviously carries around spare iPhones:

10. People who are too forthcoming about what exactly they do in the club:

11. The owner of the world’s worst YOLO story:

12. Anybody with a sharpie tattoo. Dry erase counts too:

13. This menopausing male:

14. Olivia and her never-ending job hunt:

15. All of these very, very smelly people:

16. The Queen of Wudeva:

17. The world’s worst Harry Potter fan:

18. These people with harsh words for philosophers:

19. Chervon:

20. The squirrel whisperer:

21. Jace, who’s name has an “E” in it:

22. This person who has never heard of “BC:”

24. The person who proposed the Apple sponsorship of the Eiffel Tower:

25. Shaliek and his pack of wild fruit:

27. This guy who is unable to read the front of a book:

30. This girl. And Marilyn Monroe, too:

31. This new taxi service:

33. This religious scholar:

34. Geniouses:

35. People following the Yellow Corn Road:

36. This person:

37. Benjamin:

38. Every single person that liked this:

And Anthony Weiner:

Brendan Mcdermid / Reuters

Props to Kat for the ending.

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