The fact that satire is lost on stupid people is what makes it so awesome. If everyone understood satire, we wouldn’t enjoy it as much. PS I LOVE the lady who says that contraception is like silent abortion. (Also, masturbation is genocide?)

Tu Stultus Es

These are definitely the same buffoons who’ll be sorely disappointed around 5 oclock tonight

If the idiots hadn’t reacted that way, it wouldn’t be nearly as funny, considering the thing was actually mocking them.

Just think of all these people who think contraception is “silent abortion” reproducing over and over. Yay.

that article was hilarious! they even have a map of the abortionplex

I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

Now I’m starting to buy this end of the world business.

So… the first one has a link not to the Onion, but to an article referring to the Onion article. Even that site called it satire IN THE ARTICLE… and the moron still thought it was true.

Just read the article.. Anyone that thinks this is real is a fkn idiot! Lmao

Actually the Abortionplex is a huge bargain compared to the $30 Billion dollar Abortiondome they wanted to build.  “Two babies enter. No babies leave.”

Poe’s law strikes again. Also, superfluous amounts of exclamation points!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!one!!!

Tonight on Hannity…

I-I-I can’t stop… *smmmffff* laughing ROFL ROFL

I don’t know if I should be laughing or crying right now.

What worries me is the reputation of Planned Parenthood actually being damaged by this even though everyone SHOULD know that it is satire. Of course, I suppose these people would think these things no matter what…

Hasn’t The Onion been around long enough for people to realize that The Onion = Satire? I guess not.

these people are ready for ANYTHING to confirm their biases and to make the conservative fantasy land they live in real. you know the place, its where contraception is silent abortion.

When I saw the article I was quietly hoping for this, not quite daring to believe that it would actually happen. Never again will I doubt the human race’s capacity for stupidity.