10. They’re the worst after learning abbreviations like “omg”:
11. Or when they don’t know about the abbreviation at all:
16. They never answer questions the right way, like when you ask how your dinner smells:
19. They wake you up in the middle of the night with the weirdest thoughts:
basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFaVfTDWcs
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