26 Reasons Why Parents Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Have Phones

Never again.

1. They’re too sassy:

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2. They don’t understand typos:

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3. They play horrible pranks:

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4. They’re demanding:

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5. They have no moral compass:

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6. They involve you in their schemes:

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7. They’re always getting celebrities mixed up:

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8. They can never remember the important things:

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9. Never:

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10. They’re the worst after learning abbreviations like “omg”:

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11. Or when they don’t know about the abbreviation at all:

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12. Their life advice is a sort of unhelpful:

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13. They’re easy targets:

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14. Way too easy:

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15. And they’re way too honest:

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16. They never answer questions the right way, like when you ask how your dinner smells:

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17. They’re just downright mean:

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18. They’re way too cocky:

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19. They wake you up in the middle of the night with the weirdest thoughts:

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20. They always make fun of your accomplishments:

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21. They’re always talking about lightly fried fish fillets:

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22. They’re wiseasses:

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23. And let’s not even start talking about dad jokes:

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24. So many dad jokes:

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25. SO MANY:

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26. And, finally, because of stuff like this:

Hurts to watch.

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