Nicolas Cage’s Ponytail Might Just Be The Most Important Thing That Has Ever Happened

Today we are all the Cage Tail.

1. Let’s take a trip back to a world before Nic Cage’s ponytail…

3. People were rioting in the streets…

4. A giant meteor was set to hit Earth…

5. Christmas was cancelled…

6. And all Halloween candy was replaced with Good & Plenty…

7. Until now.

8. Until Nic Cage decided to pony his tail and change the course of history, our history, forever.

AKM-GSI

9. Today, we are all a little safer…

AKM-GSI

10. A little smarter…

AKM-GSI

11. A little happier…

AKM-GSI

12. And a little Cagier, all because of this beautiful, beautiful tail.

AKM-GSI

13. Let us never forget those that came before it.

14. And let us raise one hand in salute the Cage Tail.

LONG LIVE THE CAGE TAIL!

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