Maybe that's why the pizza tastes better there! It's the shrimp in the water that makes the dough better!

NYC's water is not kosher.

and double ew

just relabel it organic water. another problem solved by marketing.

Maybe if you flood your apartments, these little guys will gang up on the bedbugs.

Sucks to be vegetarian/vegan in New York right now.
Foiled by your drinking water!

Protein shake!

hmmm shrimp cocktail.

mmmm microscopic shriiimp.