1. Feast your eyes on this, Stodden-heads.
2. Today, we are all Courtland posing seductively.
3. Today, we are all Courtland making love to a dog.
4. Today, we are all Courtland giving us a link to a fake Facebook via state of the art iMovie editing.
5. Today, we are all Courtland giving birth to a ghost.
6. LET’S RECAP:
Here Are The Top Stories
- Thirty-one people are dead after two passenger trains derailed within minutes of each other on a flooded bridge in central India.
- Fox News has announced the 10 Republican candidates who will participate in the first debate of the 2016 U.S. presidential race on Thursday.
- Record-breaking freediver, Natalia Molchanova, is feared dead. She disappeared while diving off the coast of Spain on Sunday.