1. Feast your eyes on this, Stodden-heads.
2. Today, we are all Courtland posing seductively.
3. Today, we are all Courtland making love to a dog.
4. Today, we are all Courtland giving us a link to a fake Facebook via state of the art iMovie editing.
5. Today, we are all Courtland giving birth to a ghost.
6. LET’S RECAP:
- France and Russia have agreed to coordinate their airstrikes with the U.S. against ISIS. ›
- Russia's athletic federation has accepted its suspension after report found evidence of "widespread doping." ›
- Adele's record-breaking album "25" has now sold more than 3 million copies in the U.S. ›