1. Feast your eyes on this, Stodden-heads.
2. Today, we are all Courtland posing seductively.
3. Today, we are all Courtland making love to a dog.
4. Today, we are all Courtland giving us a link to a fake Facebook via state of the art iMovie editing.
5. Today, we are all Courtland giving birth to a ghost.
6. LET’S RECAP:
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