Move Aside Courtney Stodden: Courtland Stodden Has Arrived!

    A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN, STODDENITES!!!

    Dave Stopera
    by Dave Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Feast your eyes on this, Stodden-heads.

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    Today, we are all Courtland posing seductively.

    Today, we are all Courtland making love to a dog.

    Today, we are all Courtland giving us a link to a fake Facebook via state of the art iMovie editing.

    Today, we are all Courtland giving birth to a ghost.

    LET'S RECAP:

    Praise Courtland.