1.
Hot-dogs don't like to get dressed up:
2.
Don't boss the delivery man around:
3.
It's pretty easy to ruin being cool:
4.
Oprah kisses a lot like a golden retriever:
5.
This is how all good stories start:
6.
Life works in mysterious ways:
7.
This is what something really important looks like:
8.
Apparently they made a new one:
9.
Amareeca is not a place... yet:
10.
Helicopters are dangerous:
11.
The opposite of a liar:
12.
This is the perfect way to flirt with someone:
13.
This is also a good way:
14.
Some reports aren't good enough:
15.
If you need to go undercover, do it like this:
16.
This is a perfectly balanced breakfast:
17.
Squirrels are not the ideal way to send a message:
18.
This is probably the worst thing you can ever do:
19.
EMPHASIS is important for... EMPHASIS:
20.
We'll never know what came first: the bucket or the door?
21.
Todd is always correct:
22.
Exercising is a joke:
23.
Megan has been behind every natural and man-made disaster since the beginning of time:
24.
Your baby turtles WILL get even:
26.
Don't break up with someone if they're pregnant:
27.
The 'E' stands for "extra fuel:"
28.
And Crazy Steve is CRAZY:
