Modeling is tough. It's even tougher when you can only get work as...
1. Jolly Ol' Saint Nipples:
2. This businessman disgusted with the prospect of eating a corndog:
3. This nun blessing this fish and the rest of his ocean friends:
I think I've just found the weirdest/most pointless stock photo ever.
4. This woman having a difficult time figuring out the secret behind eating chocolate:
I may have found the weirdest stock photo ever
5. This big ol' baby:
"Fat man in diaper" is my new favorite stock photo. http://t.co/sjajMMeZmY cc: @DavidVitter (via @litelysalted)
6. The infamous sandal-smelling duo:
I decided to change my student ID picture this year to the best stock photo I could find so yea here I am folks.
7. This Hay Beast:
THIS IS THE BEST STOCK PHOTO I'M CRYING
8. She-Hitler:
New Year's resolution: include random stock photo with every tweet, like the proper cycling media always do.
9. This old man posing seductively in a tiny lil' hat:
This is possibly the most disturbing stock photo I've ever come across. No, not like that.
10. Anyone and everyone photographed havin' a rough poop:
do you think anyone in the room maybe regretted their life choices after this stock photo was taken?
11. The peanut butter troll:
This stock photo knows what's up. This is definitely what I'm thinking while waiting on line at the grocery store.
12. Existential Cake Man:
This stock photo sums up my day.
13. This mutant:
Last time I'm going on stock photo #WTF #done
14. This woman giving her living room a fresh coat of corn:
Someone please explain what this is I think this is a stock photo without a watermark
15. EggMan:
#stockphoto of the day. Potential corny e-learning course title: "Breaking out of your shell!" http://t.co/zCaADCPQGG
16. The only person who knows what REALLY happened:
Greatest Stock Photo Ever
17. Cyber-Woman with corn:
Somewhere on a stock photo site, filed under futuristic corn: "@jetgreguar: @IanJay "
18. This woman and her cherished piece of white bread:
WHY IS THIS A STOCK PHOTO?! IS THIS HER MOST PRIZED PIECE OF BREAD?? IDK?!???
19. Grandpa, grandson, and a loaded pistol:
Grandfather and grandson having fun in the pool.
20. This chef being viciously murdered by the utensils he loved most:
Flying kitchen utensils towards stunned chef
21. This waffle eatin' Mel Gibson look-a-like who also happens to be a knight:
22. This monstrosity:
23. This man who discovered the joys of running nude with only the sunflowers to cover you:
24. This lady seemingly enjoying a good, hard, fundamentally sound hit to the dome:
25. This woman willing to protect her precious melon at all costs:
😂😂😂😂 Best stock photo ever
26. This woman haunted by a bunch of cheeseburgers:
I found a stock photo that's basically my life in a nutshell:
27. The man with the legendary three hot dog crotch:
"dear mom and dad, that stock photo modeling gig couldn't be going any better, hope all is well."
28. This woman putting a goldfish out of his or her's misery:
Hey look I found the best stock photo ever
29. The one the legends call "Soccer Jesus":
I LOOKED UP JESUS STOCK PHOTO AQND THIS IS WHAT I FOUDN
30. The saddest pile of spaghetti in the land:
The girl cheerfully looks out of noodles
31. This woman hopelessly addicted to snorting doughnuts:
"I don't snort coke but when I do it's flour" the only way to label this stock photo
32. Ol' Nipple Clamps here:
You can buy this image over at @iStock! Why wouldn't you? http://t.co/NN4WiCwdQf
33. Thumb Man:
A female hand with a surprised face on the thumb
34. This person and whatever is going on here:
Highly unlikely i'll make it through the day without making this my new profile picture.
35. And... uh... this guy:
