4. Banks don’t care about you.
7. Video games are unplayable.
9. Spiral notebooks, oooooh spiral notebooks.
Hope you like circle imprints!
10. Having to answer the question “Are you left-handed?” literally every time you use your left hand.
18. The zipper conspiracy.
WHY IS IT THE WAY IT IS? WHAT ARE ZIPPERS HIDING?
21. Getting unnaturally excited when you see a celebrity is a lefty:
YOU ARE OURS, SCARJO.
Or when you see a cartoon is a lefty:
THANK YOU, BASED ANNA.
22. Being so much smarter than righties.
Shhhhh. Let’s just have something.