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If this kid can jump on a trampoline with two broken legs...
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If this guy can play a guitar like a violin...
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If this guy can watch Netflix at the movie theater...
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If this person can become a Dorito...
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If this guy can transform into a tennis ball...
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If someone can STEAL A TREE...
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If these bubbles can have this good of a body...
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If this man can break the laws of space and time to lift pizza...
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If this woman can turn spaghetti into a deadly weapon...
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If this guy can wash his car during a rainstorm...
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If this couch can have a better butt than me...
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If this guy can deliver us from evil...
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If these two can visit the most magical place on Earth...
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If this guy can divide by denim zero...
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If this baby can have better eyebrows than me...
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If this dog can be a bird...
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If this person can live the to-go dream...
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If this sign can ask life's most important question...
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If this guy can take his bird out for a stroll...
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If this bird can live its dream of being Danny DeVito...
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If this coach can have a cool-ass dog as his hair...
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And if this dude can become a flag...