1.
Because your safety is important:
2.
Because buckets are hard to balance on:
3.
Because your horse isn't having it:
4.
Because ice might be cold, but the lake is colder:
5.
Because buckets are a lot heavier than you think:
7.
Because clothes are important:
8.
Because ice doesn't make a great scarf:
9.
Because no one should have to wear a helmet to donate money:
10.
Because tables are a little unsteady:
11.
Because your friend is a butterfinger:
12.
And that bucket is a lot heavier than you think:
13.
Because even if you're not doing it you're in danger:
14.
Because your friends will betray you:
15.
Because Dad can't take another fall:
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Because buying new gutters is expensive:
17.
Because you spent all morning on your hair:
18.
Because the gym is a much better place to lift heavy things:
19.
Because it's hard enough to walk around WITHOUT water all over the ground:
20.
Because you don't know your own strength:
22.
AGAIN, BUCKETS ARE HEAVY:
23.
But hey, if you're going to do it, at least do it like this:
