1.
This move, which is literally the worst thing you can do to a human being:
3.
These words to live your life by:
4.
The SECOND worst thing you can do:
5.
...which leads to the card the game actually needs:
6.
...but also leads to you becoming a master architect:
7.
This very accurate chart:
8.
This totally impossible suggestion. Catan is WAR:
9.
The loss of your longest road:
10.
This life-ruining mistake:
11.
When the cards seem to personally hold a grudge against you:
12.
The lies. Oh, the lies:
14.
THE DESTRUCTION OF FRIENDSHIPS!
16.
When some entity clearly has it out for you:
19.
And, finally, what we all wish we could say to whoever thinks two brick for one sheep is a fair trade: