at least use a god damn pump!! >_<
something tells me shes enjoying this **shudder**

does he have to buy her dinner first like I do?

What was his reasoning? “Well, commercial breast milk wasn't covered by my HMO, and I though 'Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?',” he says as he turns and chuckles sheepishly at his daughter.

Even if it was true that it cures cancer, which it probalby doesn't, she could use a pump. Seriously, vengeful god, wtf? Smithe them!

If that was the only cure and my daughter was totally okay with it, I would say, “Nah…nah, I'm just gonna go ahead and die.”

No

Yikes. Cancer is the least of that guy's problems.

…no. just no. ಠ_ಠ

THROW UP

*jaw drops* I just can't even. *urp* this is a big giant ball of wrong.

“Hey, I read this article about oral sex being a good anti-cancer…”

I read the article and she claims the reason she isn't using a pump is that it was making her really sore. I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a sore boob than let my dad go to third base with me. ew ew ew ew

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I don't know what's going on here but put that shit in a bottle! No one's dad needs to be sucking on their nipple, even to save their life! D:

o_o

That's hot. The in action picture is the bees ….. Breast.