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How To Pee In Public

As someone who was once reprimanded for peeing outside an Arctic Monkeys concert, this guide is extremely helpful. Watch and learn.

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How To Pee In Public
Dave Stopera

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      “Urine control of your own destiny.” Nice one.

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      I hate facial hair and that’s an awesome mustache.

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      Gavin McInnes is the greatest… he was also a massive influence on hipster culture (founded Vice magazine) so a lot of people hate him.

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      i pissed my self watching this

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      “Urinary Arrogance” lmao… It’s SO unfair!

    • rowanf 2 years ago

      Amazing! I will be using all of these tips

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