Herman Cain makes the worst everything ever.

I didn’t think something as ridiculous as a political ad could ever make me vomit, but then I turned 15, and started to see them. I haven’t had a vomit free day since. For ten years, I’ve been throwing up on the daily. I think I just hurled my entire digestive tract, stomach to rectum.

this is hilarious. how can anyone even take this seriously?

LOL looks straight outta SNL

Herman Cain: “I have so few people to endorse me, I have to shoot a commercial with the boring-ass guy I’m paying to manage my campaign. Also, hey kids, smoking!”

I don’t understand why smoking is so controversial. The smiley fascism in this country is unreal.

Also sponsored by Newport Cigarettes

If there was ever a question about whether the Cain “campaign” was just a publicity stunt for a motivational speaker wanting to sell books, this should remove any doubt. I think this is Phoenix’s follow up to “I’m Still Here.”

The smoking near the end kind of adds that gritty, urban, television crime drama feel to the whole thing. Truly, this measures to roughly 10,000lbs of pure, finely ground, non-diluted FAIL, that must have been really difficult to smuggle into the country.

Hmmm… too much face.

The music is just…beautiful…y cheesy….like cheesy pizza.

Herman Cain in front of plastic slat blinds that come standard in any bush-league apartment complex = CLASSY!

CBS news reporting on it http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20125039-503544/bizarre-herman-cain-ad-features-chief-of-staff-smoking/ definitely real

We know you’re different, Herman, but your campaign will no longer be called “a breath of fresh air.”

shaking his head means he doesn’t even believe what he’s saying