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Five years ago we didn't have to deal with moist thumbs:
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And getting sent back in time:
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Five years ago we didn't have to deal with lengthy detours:
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Or getting locked in iPhone jail:
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And the dreaded accidental front-facing camera:
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Ignoring a call didn't feel like a lifetime:
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And there were no duck troubles:
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Someone using your shitty phone didn't require intense trust:
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Swiping wasn't a punishable offense:
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And we didn't live in constant danger of gettin' our face smashed up:
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Five years ago we didn't burn our retinas out in the middle of the night:
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We had no idea how unacceptable only taking one picture was:
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And we didn't realize how important staying 100 is:
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Text messages didn't snitch:
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There was no glorious double chin giggle:
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And making plans was much less of an art form:
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People didn't have a good reason not to pay attention:
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Your phone company didn't remind you how bored you are:
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People didn't know the agony and the ecstasy of the perfect snap story:
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Or the perfect position:
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No one knew what it truly meant to love:
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And no one knew what true fear ACTUALLY is:
