• 1. The Dog Shower Stall

    A dog shower with “16 water-jet nozzles and a showerhead.” Price: $1,250

  • 2. CatSeat

    A toilet seat for your cat. Price: $100

  • 3. Pawsense

    This is a device that helps “cat-proof” your computer. Price: $22

  • 4. Dog Bathrobe

    You know, for when your dog has had a really long day and just wants to lounge around. Price: $30

  • 5. Dog Cologne

    For when your dog is going out on a big date. Price: $12

  • 6. Dog Powered Scooter

    Gasoline? Solar, wind, water, or nuclear power? No way. Dog power is the future. Price: $305

  • 7. Pet Washing Machine

    A tank like device that “washes and blow dries dogs and cats.” Price: $7 per wash.

  • 8. Dog Beer

    For when your dog just needs to unwind after a long day of work, or wants to get his/her party on. Price: $20 per 6-pack

  • 9. Pet Translator

    A device that “tells you which of 6 kinds of emotions your dog is trying to express - joy, sadness, self-expression, desire, frustration and fear.” Or just when he has to poop. Price: $72

  • 10. Dogbrella

    Is it fair that only humans have umbrellas? Absolutely not. Price: $30

  • 11. Pet Fountain

    I'm still wondering when the pet funnel is going to come out. Price: $50

  • 12. Customized Dog Jerseys

    Because even your pets need to show their Yankee pride. Price: $30

  • 13. Dog Treadmill

    I'm still waiting on the pet elliptical machine. Price: $500

  • 14. Puppy Tweets

    This is the 21st century. It's 2011, basically the future. Dogs need to tweet. Price: $15

  • 15. Neuticles

    Fake testicles for a neutered dog. I can't even make a joke about this. Price: $100-150

  • 16. The Dog Restrainer

    What is this I don't even.

  • 17. Pet Anti-Breeding System

    A chastity belt for pets. For those owners unwilling to give Neuticles a try. Price: $65-85. Plus $3 per “Sani-T Pads for absorbtion of fluids. “

  • 18. The Poop Trap

    Wow. Just wow. Price: $25-35 depending on the size of your dog's poops. Awesome.

  • 19. The Hidden Litterbox

    Oh that's a nice pla— OH SHIT A CAT CAME OUT! A great gift for those who strongly believe that cats should be neither seen nor heard (bad people). Price: $160

  • 20. Doggie Lover Doll

    A sex-toy for your dog. No words. Price: $50