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He'd get out of trouble with the police:
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And keep you away from negative influences:
4.
And just wants to make sure you're healthy:
5.
And keeping a healthy diet:
6.
He could teach you things you never thought you needed to know:
10.
But not afraid to tackle life's toughest questions:
11.
And ask you some questions of his own:
12.
His eloquent way of speaking will bring tears to your eyes:
15.
Not to mention he has fantastic ideas:
16.
Some of which will save you huge loads of money:
17.
He could show you the finer things in life:
18.
And keep you away from the less-fine things:
19.
He might even be able to teach you how to play the gortar:
20.
Or about "The Mighty Ducks":
22.
He'll help you recycle your old electronics:
23.
You can have fun everywhere with him:
24.
And get into some spirited competitions:
25.
But try to keep it at night:
26.
Oh, also: HE'S BURT FUCKIN' MACKLIN:
