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This makes me feel slightly better about not being cast in Jerry McGuire. posted on January 8, 2013 at 10:14am EST

Dave Stopera BuzzFeed Staff posted about 4 months ago

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Do you know what this means? It means that when Emelio Estevez filmed The Mighty Ducks, most of those kids were actually taller than him. The world is a profoundly strange and distressing place.

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petek6 4 months ago

Wow, I didn’t realise that the above list was “every” male celeb! :-|
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anananana 4 months ago

Leo D is pretty tall.
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Chris S. 4 months ago

I had no idea! I’m taller than all of them, and I’m only 6’1”!
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KellsBells76 4 months ago

Most of these didn’t surprise me except Mark Wahlberg. WTF.
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alexaj 4 months ago

I’m only 4’11 so 5’10 is huge to me lol
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bagityann 4 months ago

They forgot Rob Schneider. He’s is 5’4” at the most.
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- Crocoduck 4 months ago
  
  Everybody forgot Rob Schneider.
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shadypurple 4 months ago

I’m pretty sure most of these aren’t accurate. Al Pacino can’t be 5’7, he is so short he actually is known to have special shoes made to make him appear taller. Tom Cruise is short too. & Robin Williams is 5’8 multiple sources could tell you that as well.
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farcet 4 months ago

Tom Cruise is 5’7” in his church-issued elevator shoes, maybe.
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Kaylakassa 4 months ago

So weird how they all look way taller than they are, except Danny Devito, do they higher little people to co-star with them? I bet that’s why they get Mila Kunis or someone short like her.
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zcesb11 4 months ago

I’m taller than everyone but depp! Realised he was too short for me whilst watching Edward scissorhands at Christmas and noticing how Anthony Michael hall was taller than him and then googling his height. Unlucky, depp.
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Gnazza976 4 months ago

Wow. I’m taller than all of them…and I’m a chick. Amusing.
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jeremyw8 4 months ago

Heh. I’m a foot taller than Elijah Wood. Seems about right…
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Crocoduck 4 months ago

If this were a chart of actresses and their corresponding weights, there would be universal outrage.
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- Crocoduck 4 months ago
  
  “And if there was a chart of actresses and their heights it would be a fairer comparison …” But there isn’t one, is there? Which is exactly the point. Men are judged by their height; women are judged by their weight. The latter is verboten, but the former is A-OK.
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kelseym9 4 months ago

Yeeeeeah, a quick Google search will tell you otherwise about Javier Bardem…
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rossl6 4 months ago

I feel that at 6’4” I’m too tall to be famous. Rats.
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oOo 4 months ago

Take heart, short guys! Wow, Javier Bardem? I pictured him as over 6ft for some reason, a big powerful mean dude. Emilio Estevez may be the most shocking shocker. That’s really short. You’d walk right by him and never know because you wouldn’t be expecting him down there. And here we thought Stallone was short.
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isabliss 4 months ago

Jason Statham is perfect no matter what size he is. *drool*
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yllapalenquec 4 months ago

Thanks for ruining Jason Statham for me
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- vikka 4 months ago
  
  He’s still pretty hot.
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BuzzfeedThePoor 4 months ago

I’m about 5’10. I wouldn’t consider myself tiny.
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