30 Easy Steps To Not Give A F#@k

Feeling mad? Feeling sad? FEELING ANYTHING? Read this ASAP.

REPEAT AFTER ME:

1. I AM DANIEL RADCLIFFE CIRCA 2001.

2. I AM AN OLD MAN WEARING A HOT DOG HAT.

4. I AM A PRANCING ELEPHANT.

6. I AM A BRO DURING A MASSIVE FLOOD.

7. I AM THIS FORTUNE COOKIE.

8. I AM A PIGEON WITH NOTHING TO LOSE.

10. I AM MARIO CASUALLY CHILLIN’ IN BOWSER’S CASTLE.

11. I AM ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR.

12. I AM A BABY SMOKING A PIPE BEFORE SOLVING HIS LATEST MYSTERY.

13. I AM A PANDA ON A MINIATURE HORSE.

14. I AM A TIGER.

15. I AM THE DAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

16. I AM MALCOLM AND HIS BROTHERS IN A RAPIDLY SUBMERGING GOLF CART:

17. I AM ALBERT EINSTEIN.

18. I AM GANGSTA FROG ABOUT TO POUR SOME OUT FOR HIS HOMIES.

19. I AM ANTHONY HOPKINS.

20. I AM THE BEARD ON THE INSIDE.

21. I AM A TEENAGER MAKING A SANDWICH IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS.

22. I AM LEGENDARY RAPPER TUPAC SHAKUR.

23. I AM LATONJA SMITH.

24. I AM EPICTETUS.

25. I AM AN OWL TAKING A SHOWER.

26. I AM THIS FLOWCHART.

27. I AM GEORGE CARLIN.

28. I AM A RUSSIAN GRANDMA.

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29. I AM A BABY CASUALLY BATHING IN A SINK.

30. NOW YELL IT WITH ME:

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