We Have An Early Leader For Headline Of The Year

2013 is off to a rock-rollin’ start.

In case you need to know more, Raw Story writes that “the man was attempting to defecate between moving cars at about 4:00 p.m. when he slipped and fell.” Strangely enough, at the same exact time, another man on the other side of the station “heaved himself up from the tracks” after apparently falling in and suffering a broken pelvis and “severe buttocks injuries.”

Happy 2013.

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