He just looks like a big douche :)

If you smelllllllllllll…… the next. bad. movie.

I hope this is fake. If he's really the kind of guy who wears his own merchandise out in public, especially to SUCH a public place, I'll have lost a lot of respect for him.

dude in back looks like he's sporting wood under that red jacket. first, congrats. size matters. second, is the ride really that exciting?

HULK SMASH!!!

I want a shirt that shows my patriotism and reproductive organs at the same time!

horrible shoop.