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Because you forgot to wear a belt:
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Because you're on national television:
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Because those chips aren't even that expensive, anyway:
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Because that wall isn't as strong as you think it is:
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Because sand is a lot harder than you last remembered:
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Because no one wants to see you kiss a turtle:
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Because those skis are too expensive:
8.
Because fence backflips never go as planned:
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Because your dance moves will go horribly wrong:
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Because stairs exist for a reason:
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Because your shirt will betray you:
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Because there's nothing exciting about dock tricks:
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Because dancing and television never go well together:
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Again, because of stairs:
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Because you're making a special delivery:
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Because what are you possibly hoping to accomplish?
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And because your trick isn't that cool anyway: