1.
Act like the back is a magical place full of mystic and wonder.
3.
Just be rude in general.
I mean, it's just common courtesy.
4.
Come in right before close.
Seriously. It's physically painful.
6.
Throw your money on the counter like a dang grenade.
7.
Or worse: Pull out damp, disgusting money from a bra or New Balances.
8.
Not...uh...practice personal hygiene.
9.
Tell your entire life story.
10.
Try to interrupt when we're helping someone.
12.
Do a delayed change hand-off.
14.
Chase us down on break.
15.
Pretend you never used it.
16.
Forget your dang payment method.
17.
Keep talking about your "coupons at home."
18.
Say you're never coming back.
19.
And insist on talking to the manager...because you know what's coming?
