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Because of stuff like this:
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Because most men have no idea how to get from point A to point B:
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Or how to get dressed in the morning:
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Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:
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Because men can't even beat inanimate objects in a fight:
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And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:
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Because they easily fall for tricks and traps:
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And, contrary to nobody's belief, do not have magical powers:
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Because it's wildly recognized that most of their test scores look something like this:
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And most of their scientific experiments looks like this:
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Because they often don't even realize they're doing something that might be dangerous:
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Or when something dangerous is right in front of them:
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Because they can't be trusted, even in trust falls:
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Or with vacuum cleaners:
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Because to them, simple household tasks are matters of life and death:
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Especially if it involves ladders:
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Even something as simple as moving a couch becomes a deadly activity:
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And don't even get them started with ramps. Once you give a man a ramp, it's game over. He's done.
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And if you add a crane to the mix? Just start etchin' up that headstone right now:
